Brace yourselves and get those white t-shirts ready to go- GWAR is coming back to the First Avenue Mainroom on Monday, August 28th!
The story of GWAR is carved across the history of this hopeless planet, but GWAR themselves are not of this world… Their story begins far past Uranus, in the deepest reaches of space, where the beings known as GWAR were warriors in the Scumdogs of the Universe, an elite fighting force in the army of the Master of All Reality. But GWAR proved too reckless and powerful, and after a series of tragic but hilarious blunders, they were banished to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, with orders to conquer an insignificant backwater prehistoric mudball known as the planet Earth. Once here, GWAR, the original Ancient Aliens, shaped the face of the globe, wiping out the dinosaurs, and mating with apes to create the human race. Having accidentally given rise to all human history, the Master of All Reality froze them in Antarctic ice where they could do no more harm. It was there they were discovered by a shady entrepreneur known as Sleazy P Martini, who sat the band down in front of professional wrestling, late-night horror movies, heavy metal music, and a steady diet of crack cocaine until GWAR became the cultural force they are today!
Crobot will be supporting GWAR on this tour. Riff-monsters Crobot conjures up the kind of rock ‘n’ roll that has grooves so powerful they throw you around the room and hooks high enough to shake the heavens. They take the sweet-sounding nectar of the gods and pour it down your throat until you’re wailing along like a banshee.
Get there early, 200 Stab Wounds are kicking the night off and they are absolutely a “can’t miss” band. 200 Stab Wounds is a death metal band from Cleveland, Ohio. Formed in 2019, the band consists of Steve Buhl (vocals, guitars), Lance Buckley (guitars), Ezra Cook (bass), and Owen Pooley (drums). They released the Piles of Festering Decomposition EP in 2020 and the Slave to the Scalpel LP in 2021. They are signed to Maggot Stomp.
Tickets are still available HERE!
